Thursday, November 6, 2008

A Chalming Effect

Mario "The Snake" Chalmers had a franchise-record 9 steals last night in the Heat's win over the Sixers. Expect Chalmers to have a big impact in the much anticipated Rookie Showdown between the Digits and the Hosen. Here's a look at how the two team's rookies have been performing:

Les Digits
Derrick "Smelling Like a" Rose: averaging 18 pts, 4.2 assts and 3.6 boards a game
Mario "The Snake" Chalmers: averaging 8 pts, 6 assts, and nearly 4 boards a game

Les Hosens
Greg "Old Man" Oden: averaging 2 PFs, 1 blk and 1 major injury per game
Kevin "Man" Love: averaging 10 pts, 6 boards, and 2 manboobs per game

The good news for the Hosers is Oden may be back before the big Week 7 matchup with the Digits. The bad news is he may already have injured himself again before they get to play. Stay tuned!

2 comments:

  1. I'd be more angry if it weren't so darn funny. Small wonder Nick has given up on posting.

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  2. Haven't given up -- I'm planning to catch up with all the moves shortly...

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